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Dreamblogging

I haven’t done any dreamblogging in a while, and last night’s was amazing.

I was sent to the airport to do some research.  On my way to the airport, I noticed that all of the buildings & vehicles looked like bugs.  I asked why this was, but the lady changed the subject.  We got in this huge catipillar vehicle, and the lady drove it really fast.  She said that the dude who normally drives it refuses to drive anymore.  I immediately realized why: the thing turns incredibly slow, moves incredibly fast, and has to weave in & out of stuff that’s in its way.  I was constantly thinking we were going to crash, until we finally crashed.

The lady laughed as if this sort of thing happens all the time.  As I walked out, I noticed a gigantic ant.  This one wasn’t a building, it was a real giant ant.  As I said “Oh, NOW I get it…” the lady started panicking and sounded some sort of alarm.  This giant ant, and several d0g-sized ants, started attacking the colony.

We repelled the ant invaders, and I got on the wrong plane, which shot me & several others into space.  We passed through several galaxies before crash landing on some desert planet. I had managed not to talk to anyone during the entire flight, and as I started listening to people, I realized that none of us knew where we are, where we were supposed to be going, and we were all pretty sure that space travel didn’t really exist, which meant that we were stuck on this planet forever.

I learned how to fly, flew into space, and spent the rest of the dream going from planet to planet in a futile attempt to discover alien life so that I could get directions back to Earth.

Dreamblogging during the flood

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Dreamblogging

This is an old dream, but I accidentally made it as a Page, rather than a Post, and I don’t know how to switch em.

So last night, me & someone I didn’t recognize at all (but who was supposedly my good friend) got abducted by aliens.  I’m not sure how it happened exactly, because the dream started with me in the chamber where they would eventually be killing us.   It was a large room, sort of like the jails on Star Trek.  Lots of cells in one room.  The only difference was we were locked in with bars instead of force fields, and the bars were so far apart that it made it really easy to escape.

I knew that I was there with a friend, but they had separated us.  Also, I feel it’s important to mention that I have no idea who this friend is.  All the parts where I say his name are absent from my memory, but in the dream, I knew who he was.  I also knew that the first thing the alien had done was separate us.  I’m not sure where he was.

They planned to kill us by drowning us in embalming fluid.  It was a pretty gruesome way to go, and I got to watch it happen to a few people.  I also got to see one group make an attempt at escape, but it was no good.  Even when they managed to fight off the aliens, and get out of their cell, the only door out of the main room was locked from the outside, and eventually the cage-tentacles that held us in place would pull them back into their cells.

The more I saw it happen, the calmer I got.  I sort of accepted that this was the way I was gonna go out.  Sure, drowning is one of the worst ways to die, but I guess I wasn’t thinking very clearly.  Eventually, my unknown friend was thrown in the cage with me, and he was being a really big baby about the whole thing.  He kept running around the pen, pointlessly wrestling himself out of the grip of the robot tentacles (it was really easy).  I tried to calm him down, but there was just nothing to be done.

Eventually, the embalming fluid started to flow, and the tentacles let go.  Friend decided that he was going to run around the room panicking, while I decided to lay down and drown myself as quickly as I could.  Might as well get it over with, right?

Well, I guess some aliens wanted to watch us die, because they entered the main room.  My friend started banging on the bars to the cell as it filled up with fluid, and I could tell what the doof was going to do.  He was going to try to escape, like everybody else I had watched.  And he was being totally obvious about it.  The aliens could see it coming, and they were going to catch him, no problem.

That’s when I noticed that they left the door to the main room open.

Guess there’s no point in rolling over & dying when there’s a chance at escape, I thought.  When my idiot friend jumped out of the cell, and distracted the aliens who assumed that I had accepted my fate, I bolted for the door (it was really, really easy to escape that cell for some reason).

I eventually made it outside, and discovered that I was at the old St Francis Xavier elementary school.  I decided to run to my Grandma’s house, where I knew my car would be parked.  Along the way, I encountered a little kid on a bike, but I knew he was an alien so I punched him in the face and knocked him off his bike (and laughed).

When I got to grandma’s house, I discovered to my dismay that my car wasn’t there.  Fortunately, my friend Stephanie from high school was driving around in her big red truck and I got a ride from her.  The car was packed with people I knew, but the only person I specifically remember was a non-cartoon version of John McGuirk.

The first thing Steph did was floor it in reverse.  I have no idea what she was thinking, but it soon became clear that we were going to crash into a tree.  I got a lovely crash scene remeniscant of my semi-school bus-semi dream, the truck rolling & bouncing, knocking down trees & smashing cars, and we somehow ended up back in my grandma’s driveway.

This is pretty much the end of the dream, but it’s worth mentioning that there were like 5 cars in my grandma’s driveway, which were all submerged in about 14 feet of ice-sludge.  For some reason, I could walk along the top of the ice, but I could also move the cars around below me.  I decided to move my aunt’s two-person electric car away from my car, because when it eventually melted, it wouldn’t be good to have a car on top of mine.  Even if my car was already smashed for some reason.

According to the first crappy site I found when I googled “car accident dreams,” I feel my life has gotten out of control, and someone else is forcing me to make decisions I don’t want to make.   The second less-crappy site has quite a bit more to say about the aliens, but most of it is in the same vein.

More Dreamblogging

So last night, me & someone I didn’t recognize at all (but who was supposedly my good friend) got abducted by aliens.  I’m not sure how it happened exactly, because the dream started with me in the chamber where they would eventually be killing us.   It was a large room, sort of like the jails on Star Trek.  Lots of cells in one room.  The only difference was we were locked in with bars instead of force fields, and the bars were so far apart that it made it really easy to escape.

I knew that I was there with a friend, but they had separated us.  Also, I feel it’s important to mention that I have no idea who this friend is.  All the parts where I say his name are absent from my memory, but in the dream, I knew who he was.  I also knew that the first thing the alien had done was separate us.  I’m not sure where he was.

They planned to kill us by drowning us in embalming fluid.  It was a pretty gruesome way to go, and I got to watch it happen to a few people.  I also got to see one group make an attempt at escape, but it was no good.  Even when they managed to fight off the aliens, and get out of their cell, the only door out of the main room was locked from the outside, and eventually the cage-tentacles that held us in place would pull them back into their cells.

The more I saw it happen, the calmer I got.  I sort of accepted that this was the way I was gonna go out.  Sure, drowning is one of the worst ways to die, but I guess I wasn’t thinking very clearly.  Eventually, my unknown friend was thrown in the cage with me, and he was being a really big baby about the whole thing.  He kept running around the pen, pointlessly wrestling himself out of the grip of the robot tentacles (it was really easy).  I tried to calm him down, but there was just nothing to be done.

Eventually, the embalming fluid started to flow, and the tentacles let go.  Friend decided that he was going to run around the room panicking, while I decided to lay down and drown myself as quickly as I could.  Might as well get it over with, right?

Well, I guess some aliens wanted to watch us die, because they entered the main room.  My friend started banging on the bars to the cell as it filled up with fluid, and I could tell what the doof was going to do.  He was going to try to escape, like everybody else I had watched.  And he was being totally obvious about it.  The aliens could see it coming, and they were going to catch him, no problem.

That’s when I noticed that they left the door to the main room open.

Guess there’s no point in rolling over & dying when there’s a chance at escape, I thought.  When my idiot friend jumped out of the cell, and distracted the aliens who assumed that I had accepted my fate, I bolted for the door (it was really, really easy to escape that cell for some reason).

I eventually made it outside, and discovered that I was at the old St Francis Xavier elementary school.  I decided to run to my Grandma’s house, where I knew my car would be parked.  Along the way, I encountered a little kid on a bike, but I knew he was an alien so I punched him in the face and knocked him off his bike (and laughed).

When I got to grandma’s house, I discovered to my dismay that my car wasn’t there.  Fortunately, Stephanie Tidblom was driving around in her big red truck and I got a ride from her.  The car was packed with people I knew, but the only person I specifically remember was a non-cartoon version of John McGuirk.

The first thing Steph did was floor it in reverse.  I have no idea what she was thinking, but it soon became clear that we were going to crash into a tree.  I got a lovely crash scene remeniscant of my semi-school bus-semi dream, the truck rolling & bouncing, knocking down trees & smashing cars, and we somehow ended up back in my grandma’s driveway.

This is pretty much the end of the dream, but it’s worth mentioning that there were like 5 cars in my grandma’s driveway, which were all submerged in about 14 feet of ice-sludge.  For some reason, I could walk along the top of the ice, but I could also move the cars around below me.  I decided to move my aunt’s two-person electric car away from my car, because when it eventually melted, it wouldn’t be good to have a car on top of mine.  Even if my car was already smashed for some reason.

According to the first crappy site I found when I googled “car accident dreams,” I feel my life has gotten out of control, and someone else is forcing me to make decisions I don’t want to make.   The second less-crappy site has quite a bit more to say about the aliens, but most of it is in the same vein.

I’m gonna try & not think too hard about what punching that kid in the face might symbolize.

Weird Dream

Last night I was Lester Freeman from the wire, and I was trying to convince everyone at work (my job, not his) that we needed to drink good organic coffee and creme. I had somehow come across some kind of bargain that made it more affordable – I think it was a grant. I remember saying “they’re practically giving this stuff away!” and getting really frustrated that nobody saw how this was the only correct decision.