I discovered the KXCD forums a few days ago, and had a blast.  I found this little gem on that day where I promised not to post anymore XKCD. I thought it was really clever. Then I got to the end and discovered that this kind of post has already been done to death, and is no longer funny. Where the hell have I been?

Readed, bringed, and catched? Never heared of them. I’ve often thinked that English haved way, way too many irregular participles that gived nothing special to the language, and only maked things difficult for non-native speakers: by the time you’ve sayed two words, you’ve hitted one. I’m sure people always seed regularities as strange when they comed into the language, but I wouldn’t have losed too much sleep over these ubiquitous irregular participles if they goed away. But you probably knowed that.